Obtained from a late night of summerbook editing.
Beatrice: Exploding chest hair is a big no-no
Beatrice: I just know I spout stupid crap all the time. It's like a talent. Being stupid!
Tea: Where did Jared go?
Beatrice: He died.
Tea: What?
Beatrice: He is dead. We must push on.
*Beatrice returns to editing*
Olive: I had this waking dream that I was the stack of papers that had to be returned. That my body was made out of papers. This was after the dream I had that the entire C-tower was blown up, and everyone died except for me, Greg's group, and Tea's group. And I wanted to know--would we still make them turn in their papers?
Beatrice: What the fuck am I doing? Tea, did you just transcribe that? Why would you do that?
Tea: I'm going to the bathroom.
Beatrice: No, you're not allowed to pee! Just kidding, Tea, you can pee as much as the hell you want.
Tea: AH!! It's Monday! I MISSED GETTING PAID AGAIN!
Jared: It's Sunday.
Tea: Oh, okay, I'll go tomorrow.
5 minutes later
Tea: What day of the week is it?
Beatrice: Sunday
Tea: Really?
Jared: Erasmus. Erasmus. I like saying his name and I like saying Aquafina's name. Coincidentally, they're also both very annoying...Erasmus needs a quote. Do you want to make one up for him? Sorry, I was sleeping? Sorry, I was late? Oh, I was confused...
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Beatrice: Are you still transcribing?
Tea: I was going to, but then I realized it would be inappropriate.
Beatrice: Take it up with Jared, he has a stick.
Beatrice: Most embarrassing experience: showing up to a week's worth of lectures on time.
Jared: Notepad is a wonderful program
Beatrice: Did you just say "no pants are wonderful!"
Jared: No! Notepad is wonderful! It opens instantly. UNLIKE OTHER THINGS.
Olive just attempted to toss Jared (who was 5 feet away) a flash drive. It hurtled into the arm of the couch next to me (I was further away than Jared) and Jared began to laugh hysterically.