Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kathrya: hahahaaa
Gretchen: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: AAAAH
Gretchen: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Kathrya: good god you two hahaa. It's not that big of a deal :)
Gretchen: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
Kathrya: hahaa. It's just a first datee relax.
Gretchen: did he ask you out? What movie are you seeing? Are you excited? omg.
Tea: AAAAAH. I NEED DETAILS.
Kathrya: nah, we're watching movies at his plate, which was kind of the general plan, as Tea can say.
Gretchen: oh
Tea: TYBALT HAS A PLATE. OMG.
Gretchen: haha
Kathrya: Plate? What?
Gretchen: place*
Tea: You said plate. Got it. Wait. What were the precise circumstances?
Gretchen: Yes, do tell.
Kathrya: Okay, okay anyways we were going to watch movies, and then Ali texted me asking what chocolate I liked and then Tybalt texted me telling me he bought it, and then she told me he was going to ask me out tomorrow and we had a conversation which I think all got relayed to Tybalt, because eventually he just cut out the middle man, so no one said it straight out but now it's like a date. Does this make sense?
Tea: Dino is yelling at me for not telling him why I'm leaving, by the way.
Gretchen: haha.
Tea: Anyways, YAY KATHRYA!
Gretchen: Congrates :)
Kathrya: haha thanks.
Gretchen: that's so cute!! ahhhhh. This is more exciting than the Olympics.
Tea: AAAAAAH I KNOW!
Kathrya: hahaa
Tea: Gretchen and I have been going OMG for like EVER
Kathrya: really gus??
Tea: yes!
Gretchen: YES
Kathrya: hahaa. Well, I'm glad I can entertain you guys.
Tea: I'm going to need a big report afterwards. And also, Dino is still yelling at me.
Gretchen: Haha.
Kathrya: tell him to go away.
Gretchen: second. By thew way, do you (Kathrya) mind if we bug Tybalt when he signs onto fb.
Kathrya: uhmmmm yes. Feel free to do so after tomorrow though.
Tea: Okay.
Gretchen: ok
Kathrya: I feel like it's not official enough. I don't know, I'm fairly confused, cause he didn't say it straight out, but it like, is, so whatever.
Gretchen: When it's on facebook, it's official.
Tea: Don't put it on facebook, that's awkward.
Gretchen: I guess...not that I would know.
Kathrya: Well, it's just one date. We'll see. I sound like Avon.
Tea: Dino is now threatening to remove friendship. I wasn't aware we were friends.
Gretchen: Just tell him you're going to help your sister with something, or just tell him you have to go. The end.
Tea: But we're getting into a really good fight. It's fun? and BACK TO KATHRYA. AAAAHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG cough.
Gretchen: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kathrya: I'll take it this means you approve?
TEa: YES DUHHHHHH.
Kathrya: hahaaa
Gretchen: Kath, you have no idea, Tea and I have been FREAKING OUT.
Kathrya: it's okay I was freaking out earlier. It went from OMGGGGGGGGG YAY to OHNOESWAH to COMMITTMENT PHOBE TIME to YAY. :)
Gretchen: Stay at Yay :)
Kathrya: I plan to.
Tea: Be married to someone else on fb, and then don't worry about it, because if it's not on fb...
Kathrya: hahaaaaa if it's not on fb then I have privacy.
Gretchen: Kathrya, will you marry me?
Tea: I PROPOSED FIRST. I DID. WITH MY SHIRT.
Gretchen: WHAT!?!?
TEA: SO THERE.
Kathrya: with your shirt.
Tea: HA. HA. HA.
Kathrya: SO TRUE
Gretchen: MINE WAS SO MUCH MORE OFFICIAL
Tea: MINE WAS FIRST
Gretchen: MINE WAS BETTER
Tea:AND WE LIVE IN A FOURTH DIMENTIONAL WORLD
Gretchen: ?
Tea: WHERE TIME FOLLOWS A MOSTLY LINEAR PATH AND WE CANNOT GO BACKWARDS BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FIFTH DIMENSIONAL BEINGS. BOOYAH!
Gretchen hey, does facebook let you marry more than one person?
Tea: polygamy.
Kathrya: No, it doesn't, stupid. I wish it did. But anyway, I just took my relationship status of facebook. I think that just solves a lot of problems.
Tea: I agree. Also, Dino is still yelling at me.
Gretchen: ABOUT WHAT??
Tea: WHAY DO YOU THINK
Gretchen: AMC? beach coverups?
Tea: I told him I was leaving, and he said why, I said can't tell, he says TELL ME, I say no, etc., for like ten minutes.
Gretchen: I'll tell him you're talking to me, and I'm hogging you.
Tea: NO. Then he'll think it's about you and Tybalt. Sorry.
Gretchen: Then suffer. WHAT!?!?! Did you mention Tybalt?!?!??!?!
Kathrya: what??
Tea: he says it's that KATHRYA HAS A CRUSH ON TYBALT. He came up with it by himself.
Gretchen: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: What the hell am I supposed to say.
Kathrya: ommmmmmmmmg WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT ITTTTTT
Tea: I don't fucking know.
Gretchen: DON'T SWEAR. just log out...
Tea: Then he'll think it's true.
Kathrya: just tell him it's none of his business and log out.
Gretchen: woah, I said log out first. Credit it to me.
Kathrya: Also, why do I feel like EVERYONE knew he liked me before I did.
Gretchen: :P
Tea: Oh, shit. I swore at him. Now he says Tybalt likes Kathrya.
Gretchen: Well, he's not wrong.
Kathrya: This is true.
Gretchen: Kathrya is very likable.
Tea: He blatantly just told me that Tybalt likes Kathrya, by the way, so he's clearly a crappy confidant, and I should have told him this sooner, because then you would have found out sooner.
Kathrya: Well, it's cuter this way. I like the Valentine's Day theme.
Gretchen: What's he saying now.
Tea: WHAT'S THE SECRET TEA? ROHO. ROJO. BASTARDO.
Gretchen: HAHAHA.
Tea: I responded with: TALK TO TYBALT. ROJA. BASTARDA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Gretchen: Presuming he understood that much spanish.
Tea: We've devolved into all caps. I should probably just log out, but I'm enjoying myself way too much.
Kathrya: This is amusing. I vote stay put and keep us updated.
Tea: I think he's giving up. I need to give him something though. He's starting to stop responding.
Kathrya: Something what?
Tea: Am I allowed to end with him finding out or not? Because otherwise this is just cruel.
Gretchen: Well, he basically got it.
Tea: I just dropped a massive hint and he stopped responding.
Gretchen: My dad is playing dramatic classical music in his room and I can hear is and it totally fits!!!!!!!!
Kathrya: I like dramatic classical music.
Gretchen: It's Beethoven's fifth symphony. duh duh duh DUH.
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IT'S SNOWING!!!!
i just felt like i should say that.
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