Gretchen: So...what's this I hear about Tybalt's eyebrows???
Tea: Do you want to hear the end of Kathrya and I talking? Because we just changed subjects again.
Gretchen: yes please.
Tea: If mine ever get to the point of bugging you, let me know. I always forget to fix them. Gretchen is back, by the way. Also, anyways, before Gretchen gets here,
Kathrya: mmhm
Tea: Mario alternates between "what am I thinking" and "I want to bone him," in the girl sense, because girls can't bone, obviously.
Kathrya: I love you. Cheat on Tybalt with me?
Tea: Oh, totally, I've already kissed two girls, I can handle another one.
Kathrya: hahaha, sorry, distracted by the luge boy who died.
Gretchen: Wait, I'm not sure I get it...your dream?
Tea: What dream? Oh, no Kathrya is Dream, cause that's what the nickname on the account is.
Gretchen: ohhh. Kathrya has kissed girls before?!?
Tea: No, that's me.
Gretchen: YOU HAVE?
Tea: Yeah. How did you not know this?
Gretchen: Well, I obviously did not know this.
Tea: Oh, well, uh, ninth grade, in a tent, in Amy's backyard, big slumber party.
Gretchen: ok...
Tea: well, Caroline wanted to know what it was like to kiss a girl, and I wanted to know what it was like to kiss anybody, and Karen didn't want to be left out.
Gretchen: wow.
Tea: it was just little kisses, not, like, making out or anything.
Kathrya: oh, no I know what you're talking about, don't worry.
Tea: I was still clarifying, though. But, yeah. Gretchen, how the hell did you not know that?
Gretchen: maybe I've blocked it out.
Kathrya: Probably. So innocent.
Gretchen: But it does ring a bell.
Tea: Yeah. It wasn't like, hugely memorable, although Caroline did end up feeling me up a few months later. It was kind of awkward.
Gretchen: ewwwww. I didn't need to know that.
Tea: Haha, sorry, just clearing the air and all that.
Gretchen: it's okay.
Tea: Now I don't have to worry about telling you later.
Kathrya: haha, that would be awkward.
Gretchen: Although when would that ever come up again. Oh, hey Tea, I was wondering, have you kissed a girl before?
Tea: Well, if we ever talked about kissing or something. I dunno. It's weird. Like, I don't know whether to count it as a first kiss. Because, you know it wasn't, really, but it was, technically.
Gretchen: ok, sure.
Tea: Is Kathrya even here?
Gretchen: Kathryaaaaaaaaa
Kathrya: I am, I was just trying to find pics.
Tea: Of my and Caroline. They're hottttttt.
Kathrya: Tea, you're always hot.
Tea: I know. It's the perfectly sculpted eyebrows.
Kathrya: Agreed. It totally is.
Tea: Mom wants to take me to get them waxed, actually.
Kathrya: I pluck mine. I've been meaning to do so for a few weeks. I suppose I should for tomorrow.
Tea: Kat. You're blonde. It doesn't matter. Also, Tybalt's are way worse. He's not going to care. He's going to spend the whole time going "omg, date, what am I supposed to do, it's Kathrya, ahhh" etc.
1 comments:
whoa! I didn't know that either. I guess you learn something new everyday...
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