First day of school tomorrow. I already have my outfit selected and my backpack packed, and my mother has subjected me to a form of slow torture known as eyebrow control, in which she attacks my face with tweezers, I try to hide, and my sisters argue over which of my eyebrows extends further towards the middle. Apparently, my eyebrows have been preventing me from living a successful life.
Memo to friends: meet in the library, same as last year. I repeat, meet in the library.
See you soon!
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4 comments:
yes...you're definitely a prodigy...the patent is for the mushy battery thingy right?
sorry about the eyebrows...although I just came up with the WORLD'S BEST nickname for you...you know that brand of cakemix called the "Barefoot Contessa"
see, it's real: http://www.globalpackagegallery.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=89278&g2_serialNumber=2
well that should be your nickname, because you walk around barefoot and minicoop likes to call you contessa...see it's PERFECT!!!
and I left you another humorous Mario-Starbucks encounter on gchat...I don't know why I always end up seeing him there...this time I was less awkward (because I didn't speak to him, but still!)
that's hilarious, MY mother is sitting ON my bed right now blabbering on about MY eyebrows as I type this out.
Oomph.
perhaps it does, but the misuse of "to" kinda demotes it a little...
wow. your eyebrows are ravishing, tessa. don't listen to them!!
Jackie! Name leakage!
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